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The Paintmonkey invites you to enter a world of cartoons, art, opinions, and sometimes fabrications. But which is which?

Zombie potter losing hand while throwing a pot on a pottery wheel.
Charlie the gorilla sitting on his favorite rock in ink and gelpen on gray toned paper.
Luke Skywalker on a tauntaun with a probe droid and a wampa behind him on the planet Hoth from Star Wars: The Empire Strike Back.

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Paintmonkey originals, prints, and merchandise

Find the perfect (and potentially inappropriate) original art and illustrated merchandise. From stickers to prints to cards (both post and greeting) the Paintmonkey store has something to grab your attention!

  • "I came. I saw. I bought a postcard of Winnie the Pooh quoting Pulp Fiction."

    -Julius Caesar

  • meet the artist

    What puts the "Paint" in "Paintmonkey"?

    Every artist has a beginning. This is the Paintmonkey's. (As far as you know.)

    Read the origin story

    Explore the gallery

    Delve into the physical manifestations of the Paintmonkey's training and creativity. Art ranging from humorous illustrations to fine art to logo design.

    View the antics...art
    Paintmonkey working hard with tools and brushes in every hand and tail, nails in mouth.
    Paintmonkey meditating on a hilltop with the sun behind.
    The artist in hat with a brush in his mouth quickly sketched in acrylic paint.
    Paintmonkey leaf blowing on top of a roof.
  • "Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. And if you happen to be on the internet and enjoy some Paintmonkey humor, bully for you!"

    -Theodore Roosevelt

  • Diary of a Mad M...onkey

    Latest Creations and Thoughts

    Discover the rambling thoughts of an artist weaned on entirely too many cartoons, candy, and Cocolas. Opinions are my own and possibly wrong but ARE fun to read and range from art to politics to absolutely nothing of importance.

    Read more from the Paintmonkey
  • "I love my uncle John's art."

    -Nicholas, Elianna, Estella, & Norah Greer

    (who were in no way NOT told about their participation)