“LOOK AT ALL OF THESE DEAD CHILDREN AND DOCTORS AND INNOCENTS! ISN’T IT AWFUL?”

“…next up…who or WHAT could POSSIBLY have radicalized these spoiled lazy college brats about all these dead children, doctors, and innocents??? It’s probably generational WOKENESS! When we told them to change the world…we certainly didn’t MEAN it! Definitely not in any way that impacts capital.”