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Randomly Drawn (August 19, 2026)

August 19, 2026

I am genuinely living up to the post title today! Over the weekend I was watching a Youtube video by Heather Cox Richardson (specifically THIS ONE) and she and Joanne Freeman were doing their “WTH Just Happened?” segment. Both are amazing historians and put things into perspective and don’t sugarcoat current events. They were discussing someone misspeaking the term “the Founding Fathers” as the “Founding Frogs” and it tickled them so much.

It was a ridiculous idea.

Also…it made ME laugh so much that of course I had to make them a reality.

First up, the father of the country…George Washing-pond.

Cartoon mimicking the official painted portrait of George Washington, only as a frog.
“I cannot tell a fly.”

Next up, the old inventor and diplomat…Benjamin Frog-lin.

Cartoon mimicking an oil portrait of Benjamin Franklin...only as a frog.
“He that lies down with dogs, shall rise up with fleas. And man…are they dee-lish!”

Now the second president, Jump Adams.

Cartoon mimicking the official painted portrait of John Adams...only as a frog.
“Number 2, baby! Suck it, Jefferson!” (I don’t know much about Adams.)

And finally, another of the architects…Toad-us Jefferson. As I am not someone who shies away from “bad history” and I have a terribly wrong sense of humor occasionally…I considered doing a portrait of Sally-mander Hemmings. However, that’s just in bad taste and she deserves better. Second (and less important)…of course there’s no actual image of her. Because of COURSE there isn’t.

Cartoon mimicking Thomas Jefferson's official oil portrait...only as a frog.
“I’m a monster re-written for historical sanitation. Although, that’s really all of us.”

And that is how I usually find inspiration. Offhand comments and jokes. I hope you’ll follow Heather Cox Richardson and Joane Freeman. I really enjoy their talks and they make me feel better about current events (in a historical context, anyways). Thanks to them for the silly fun inspiration this week!

I hope these give your week a little smile! Off topic, there’s copper and gold in Flock cameras and WAY more in data centers. Just sayin’.

-The Paintmonkey

P.S. If you’re new to the Paintmonkey, I hope you’ll subscribe to me here! I post several times a week and it’s (usually) fun nonsense. I am straying further from the dark realm of social media into a world of my own creation. Welcome!

  • Thanks for the VERY creative post. It definitely brought a smile to my face

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