Birthday Wishes

June 10, 2026

So there’s big goings on. The opening of the FIFA World Cup is Friday! I’ll probably have more to say about that epic catastrophe on my post then.

But, this week marks the beginning (I think) of the anniversary celebrations for America’s 250th! Or they were supposed to? I only know that it seemed a bit early and that there is a UFC fight on the South Lawn of the White House on Sunday, June 14th which is…*checks calendar*…OH! It just “happens” to be the Rotten Pumpkin’s birthday, as well! What a coincidence! UFC schedule-ers probably didn’t even realize.

I won’t even get into the musical acts cancelling every single performance for these celebrations. Was it supposed to be this week? I feel like it would have been. I refuse to check. But they all bowed out because nobody wants to be the opening act to a fascist yam. Now, as this has turned into a birthday celebration for a single pants pooping narcissistic sun-downer, I do have birthday wishes for a fantastic show when he eventually addresses the world before the fight (as he is sure to do).

Between the destruction of the East Wing and the construction of that godawful UFC stage/ring/Stargate…it’s gonna take an EPA superfund to clean it up. Unfortunately I’m pretty sure all that money has been “diverted” by the current administration and funneled into untouchable offshore accounts.

I hope your week is going well and that we are all on our way to better days.

-The Paintmonkey