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Randomly Drawn (July 22, 2026)

July 22, 2026

A bit of a cheat as I did this one a few weeks ago, but I’ve been crazy busy. I got some new supplies and I am getting some practice in for a surprise yet to come! I think you’re gonna like it!

So anyways, I was playing with my fancy pen paper and ballpoints and I probably saw some dumb story about ol’ “Secretary of WAR” li’l Petey Kegs-breath. The stories about these idiots run in cycles. I think there’s a lineup order for them. “Okay this week, Petey…you’ll, let’s see…check soldier testosterone levels. Next week, RFK Jr., obviously you’ll start a new pandemic by eating a road kill sewer rat.” I would LOVE to get a couple of days off from these clowns. Just a couple of days. Anyways, I scribbled the drunkest sumbitch ever to badly do a burpee in front of actual military.

Multicolor ballpoint sketch of pete heggseth.
How can someone be so angry when they’re THAT drunk all the time?

He WILL be dragged in front of trials and hopefully the Hague. This whole administration has committed war crimes and atrocities and I have to at least TRY to believe it will happen. Take care of yourselves this week.

-The Paintmonkey

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